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The Eight Great Fears

The Eight Great Fears are:

1. drowning,
2. thieves,
3. lions,
4. snakes,
5. fire,
6. spirits,
7. captivity, and
8. elephants.

 Just in case you were wondering.

Actually, I'm pretty OK with elephants.

Telegram for Mr. Smith!

Send a telegram (via the mail, alas) for five bucks.  Something different.  A great idea for a special occasion.

Apparently, you can still get the real thing (a hand-delivered, same-day message) for a price.

That's Yer Problem Right There, Vern.

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